This entry is not meant to scare any of you prospective mothers, but I feel the need to share my experience so that perhaps I can laugh at it myself after I've put some distance between me and the last few days. In order to fully appreciate this rendering, I should start by explaining a few things about myself.
First- After becoming a parent, I was pleasantly surprised to discover a high tolerance for things that might otherwise give me a queasy stomach. For example, I didn't really flinch when my kid handed me his soggy, half-eaten cracker and I popped it in my mouth because I didn't have a garbage can handy. And I didn't think twice the time my kid pooped in the bath tub and made the polite request, "Uh-oh mommy, fix it." I went right into 'fix-it mode' and picked that piece of poop right out of the bath tub. (I should be embarrassed to admit this, but it comes with the territory of being a mother. You do things that you might not otherwise admit to.) For some inexplicable reason, things aren't so disgusting when they come from such a little person that you love in such a big way.
Second- For more than two years now I have dreaded that day when my kid comes down with the flu. We have managed to dodge that bullet several times (including the time I had the flu when I was seven months pregnant with Sofie, Nate was out of town, and I was left all alone to take care of myself and Soren). I would much rather have the flu myself than have Soren get it. I have dreaded having to clean up throw up and what comes there after. No matter how cute your kid is, it's the one thing I knew I wouldn't be able to stomach.
With that being said, you may now understand how interesting the last few days have been. Soren finally fell victim to the flu bug, and it has been a very sobering/comical experience to have. Thankfully, the first incident occured while we were standing on the kitchen tile. My bare feet were the only minor casualty as Soren informed me with tears in his eyes, "Mommy, I throwed up." After that, Nate decided to keep him in the kitchen watching a video on the computer for the duration. (Don't worry, he was isolated enough that the computer was safe. I would have taken a picture, but to be honest, it was the last thing on my mind.) Neither of us wanted to be scrubbing this out of the carpet or furniture. After five 'incidents,' Soren concluded, "Daddy, throwing up not fun." My poor, sweet boy. I will spare you the nauseating details that followed. Needless to say, we survived the crisis and we are all the wiser/more experienced for it.